Patrifornication

I made it up but the Chilis started it. Google it yourself, I'm not exaggerating.

An article about the PBS documentary on Marie Antoinette has this tongue twister:

Admirably, this Marie Antoinette uses subtitles instead of voice-overs for its fascinating interviews with French historians. Foreign languages are too rarely heard on mainstream American TV, including news programs, an omission that can only worsen national provincialism. In this case, the elegant, aggressive formality and residually neoclassic syntactic parallelism of French provide a thrilling dramatic approximation of the haughty court ritualism in which the young Marie Antoinette was trapped.

"provincialism", "agressive formality" "residually neoclassic", "synactic parallelism", "dramatic approximation", "haughty court ritualism" -- ee by gum!

Can't write well or won't write well, you be the judge.

Update: written by Camille Paglia, so that explains everything.