Do you really want to know what I'm thinking?

What I hate:

1. Gross, inappropriate sexist comments like the ones by Alex Pareene at Wonkette, poisoning the blogosphere and giving liberals a bad name. I hope he never writes for Wonkette again. I really hope I never have to read anything he's written ever again in my life, yuck!

2. Young guys who have their mobile phones on and lit up during the main feature at the cinema, including taking calls and chatting to each other. What I don't understand is why they were wearing flowing robes and fez type hats and giggling at all the comments about Mary Magdalene at the Da Vinci Code on Saturday. Why were they so "buzzed" and overtly being provocative? I took a few photos of them and seriously debated texting the terrorist hotline with their photos and seat numbers. Then I realised they weren't there to blow up the Empire Leicester Square, just rude rubes and I thanked God I was born a sophisticated Midwest Episcopalian.

3. People who sit in your seat at art house cinemas. Went to see Enron yesterday and our wonderful pre-assigned seats were already occupied by a couple who were very huffy about being asked to move, saying "there aren't many people here" as if we were supposed to follow their bad example. However, GOOD introduction to one of the themes of the movie - no reason to follow rules and every reason to get other people to go along with your audacity. Picked the wrong girl to try that one on though.