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Thursday, December 29, 2005

When the Stars Go Blue

Up until one this morning as the game went on until 12:30. In my book it was really exciting because the outcome was never certain, right up until the last mad dash by Michigan as the clock ran out and the Nebraska players piled onto the field. Best play of the game!

My mom is full of stories of growing up in DC and who she dated before dad. Long interesting stories that I hope I remember because they are quite different to the whitewashed version we were told as kids.

Back to normal blogging tomorrow as I've found a place I can plug my laptop into a broadband connection.

Wednesday, December 28, 2005

Blogging from Michigan

I didn't even know there was such a thing as the Alamo Bowl. Can't wait to see the commercials.

Also, was dial up always this slow? Isn't travelling enlightening.

Tuesday, December 27, 2005

Remember? The UK Blog that Rocked the Boat

This past July, bombs went off on public transport in central London.

The Guardian newspaper chose to honor the victims by printing this:

"Comment - We rock the boat - Today's Muslims aren't prepared to ignore injustice - Dilpazier Aslam - Wednesday July 13, 2005"

Dilpazier! Now I remember why I gave him the nickname Dippy!

A few edited highlights:

"The Muslim community is no monolithic whole. Yet there are some common features. Second- and third-generation Muslims are without the don't-rock-the-boat attitude that restricted our forefathers. We're much sassier with our opinions, not caring if the boat rocks or not."

"I prayed my Eid prayer in a mosque in Sheffield and, though most there were sickened and angry about events in Iraq,-"

(Note: I think he means this year, not the time when Sodhim was torturing the country)

"the imam chose not to mention Falluja either. We "youngsters" - some now in our 40s - had seen it before. This was deliberate silence, in case the boat rocked."

"Perhaps now is the time to be honest with each other and to stop labelling the enemy with simplistic terms such as "young", "underprivileged", "undereducated" and perhaps even "fringe". The don't-rock-the-boat attitude of elders doesn't mean the agitation wanes; it means it builds till it can be contained no more."

"Dilpazier Aslam is a Guardian trainee journalist (sic)"

This was jumped on by blogger Scott Burgess at The Daily Ablution who wrote a post on the same day:

"Although the Guardian article unaccountably omits the fact (presumably for reasons of space), Mr. Aslam is on record as supporting a world-dominant Islamic state, notably in his writings for London based site khilafah.com ("Khilafa" translates as "Caliphate". The site's tagline expresses its aim: "then there will be khilafah rashida [a righteous Caliphate] on the method of Prophethood [i.e., sharia]")."

Hizb ut-Tharir was the organisation that helped a schoolgirl fight against wearing the standard school uniform:

"At home, Miss Begum was in an increasingly vulnerable position. Her father had died in 1992, and her mother died in April 2003. Her main source of protection and support was her brother, Shuweb, who has been frequently reported as being a supporter of Hizb ut-Tharir, a fundamentalist Islamic organisation which is banned in much of the Middle East, and which has admitted advising Miss Begum on her case. "

Their court case was successful and the young teenager "won" the right to wear a burka! Who got the first interview?

'I could scream with happiness. I've given hope and strength to Muslim women' - Schoolgirl tells Guardian of her battle to wear Islamic dress - Dilpazier Aslam - Thursday March 3, 2005

Blogs went crazy for "Sassygate" and Dippy was fired from the Guardian on the 22nd.

This appeared on the 23rd:

"The following correction was printed in the Guardian's Corrections and clarifications column, Saturday July 23 2005"

"At the end of this article, we identified the author Dilpazier Aslam as a Guardian trainee journalist but did not say that he was a member of the political party Hizb ut-Tahrir."

"The Guardian accepts that Mr Aslam's membership of the party should have been explicitly mentioned. "

On July 29th Albert Scardino, the Guardian's executive editor for news, resigned and Scott blogged about it:

"Last night I was informed by a journalist that Albert Scardino, the Guardian's executive editor for news, has resigned as a direct result of Sassygate. My impression from that source's report is that his position had become untenable because of the split between Mr. Aslam's supporters and those who wanted him fired (the latter including, to his credit, Ian "Clark County" Katz).
According to that source, Alan Rusbridger has conceded that the Aslam affair and its internal repercussions constitute a significant crisis for the paper."

"Today a second source, with close connections to the Guardian, has independently confirmed Mr. Scardino's resignation. This person also cites the Aslam situation as the primary factor."

'Sassygate' should be remembered as a another example of the role blogs play in shining a spotlight on the cracks in "old media's" credibility.

Auto Trader ie. UK Guardian

There is no independence in news land, none.

For instance, Guardian journalists will only be hired and published if they write stories that fit their editor's angle on the news.

And the editors and managers at the Guardian hire journalists like - Dipanzer - what was his name again? despite the fact that he belonged to an Islamofascist organisation because he wrote stories that fit their agenda. It took a blogger - Daily Ablution - to out Dippy, and make it a high enough profile story that the Guardian was forced to fire him.

This is something to celebrate as one of the high points of the year.

The Guardian's editor is appointed by the Scott Trust - a separate organisation to the Guardian Media Group and unique in British business. The Scott Trust was originally set up as a tax dodge in the nineteen thirties. It's ended up being an organisation that has two conflicting objectives - to allow the "national papers" ie. the Guardian and Observer to 'maintain editorial independence' yet also turn a profit.

The Guardian's editor knows why the Scott Trust board appointed him. They have an interest in making sure their particular political viewpoint is represented in the media. They don't have to worry unduly about profits - and the Guardian's editor doesn't either - that's the job of the Guardian Media Group board.

The Guardian Media Group took on a considerable financial burden when it borrowed half a billion pounds in October 2003 to buy the eyewateringly profitable Auto Trader and the other magazines of that ilk in the Trader group.

This was done in order to allow the Guardian newspaper to continue to publish biased news while running at a loss. Which it does, down something like nineteen million pounds last year. Add to that the eighty million pounds spent on the new format, and expenditure on the Guardian decimates the profits made by the Trader group for the year.

Who is the target audience though? Who reads the Guardian these days? Will the circulation increase because of the beautiful full colour pages? It was down 5% last year.

The style of Auto Trader is rough as can be. And profitable! The group is valued at over a billion pounds because of their profitablity. They contributed £116 million in profits. However, that added to the losses from the other divisions made total Guardian Media Group profits £ 23 million. You don't have to have a calculator to hand to see that Auto Trader's profits are going elsewhere.

The Guardian won't increase circulation with cosmetic changes but the format changes will allow them to obfuscate their figures to shareholders and continue at a loss for years.

No one who buys the Guardian will read this, I know that. But vulnerable young people read the Guardian thinking it's honest and objective and I hate that.

And hate drives change.

I want it to be universally acknowledged that the Scott Trust appoints the editor for reasons over and above his ability to put out a publication that can support itself from cover price plus advertising.

That's all.

Monday, December 26, 2005

Seven by Seven Meme

From Norm,

"Forty-niner -I've been tagged with this 7x7 meme. It sets you the following agenda:
1. Seven things to do before I die2. Seven things I cannot do3. Seven things that attract me to (...)4. Seven things I often say5. Seven books (or series) that I love6. Seven movies I watch over and over again7. Seven people I want to join in, too. Here goes..."

I am going to do this as fast as I can or I'll get too scared to answer.

1. Seven things to do before I die:

1. Really feel like I've done some good in the world
2. Finish my Michael Collins book
3. Make a great documentary
4. Record Cilla's song
5. Visit the Middle East
6. Find my dad's parents' grave (somewhere in Rock Creek...)
7. Kiss...(nope, lost my nerve on this one)

2. Seven things I cannot do:

1. Care about figuring how to program things, just show me
2. Sit still if I think I should intervene
3. Drive a stick shift well
4. Chores when there's something good to read
5. Drink and drive (more of a won't here)
6. Believe I won't come a cropper from blogging
7. Think of a seventh thing

3. Seven things that attract me to ...London

(I think I was supposed to say blogging here - answer fun times seven - but I thought I'd wax lyrical about my adopted city)

1. Stupendous history occurred on every corner
2. Something new to do 24/7 - I learn something new every day
3. Brilliant and safe public transport that isn't a drag because of tacky people
4. Hyde Park including Kensington Palace Gardens
5. It's cool to be polite and courteous and humour permeates everything
6. I love British accents, can do a pretty good one now
7. Ten daily newspapers, all different

4. Seven things I often say:

1. Thing is
2. Just saying
3. Well hey
4. Marvellous
5. Brill
6. C U
7. Love you

5. Seven books (or series) I love:

I am mad for books so thought I would say what books are by the bed right now instead:

1. Mick Collins by Peter Hart - stupendous amount of new research
2. Danger Close by Michael Yon - written like a blog, you quickly get to like him
3. Walking the London Blitz - bombs in London? bah, small potatoes
4. On the Road by Shay Healy - really funny
5. Sarum by Edward Rutherford - history as soap opera
6. Brokeback Mountain - came free with something
7. Introducing Lacan - "words become the fabric of the life and torment of human beings"

6. Seven movies I watch over and over again:

1. Buffy the Vampire Slayer Seasons One through Five (6 & 7 were really patchy) - not a movie but the default choice EVERY time
2. Local Hero by Bill Forsyth
3. U2 Rattle and Hum
4. Casablanca
5. Michael Collins by Neil Jordan
6. Evita
7. Sound of Music

7. Seven people I would like to join in too - but totally understand if you don't end up doing it.

1. Andi, back at ya!
2. Andi's chum, AirForceWife, because this is the funniest story I've read in ages
3. John Griffiths
4. Mr. Mole
5. Russell Davies
6. Thank you Driver
7. Shay Healy - who should start blogging

Begat Begat

All those "begats" and as the professor so rightly pointed out, they were referring to Joseph's family background and (ahem) allegedly Jesus wasn't his baby, just saying.

Blogging is about showing you my world and today I'm collecting up everything to return to mom tomorrow.

If I've ever said to you I'm related to General Sherman, then here is the proof I'm not. This is the William Sherman I am related to, from the 1880s. It says Boston on the back and William Tecumseh Sherman lived in NYC after the Civil War.




Here's a photo from the 1860s. Says Grace Sherman on the back. I look like her, which is amazing when you think about it.

End of family photos.

Sunday, December 25, 2005

Cliff Notes

"He left no written records concerning himself and any information about him must be gained from what other people have written."

"It is well, however, to bear in mind that none of these writings were intended by their respective authors to be regarded as sacred literature...we have good reasons for believing they were somewhat biased."

"How are these records to be evaluated? To what extent do they reveal what actually happened and to what extent do they merely indicate what the author believed to have happened?"

"...that which is human is never infallible."

Cliff Notes on the New Testament by Charles H. Patterson, Phd, department of philosophy, U of Nebraska, 1965.

"And lo, an angel of the Lord came upon them, and the glory of the Lord shone round about them: and they were sore afraid. And the angel said unto them, fear not: for behold, I bring you good tidings of great joy, which shall be to all people." Luke 2:9&10

(Simeon said to Mary) "Yea, a sword shall pierce through thy own soul also, that the thoughts of many hearts may be revealed." 35

"The last enemy that shall be destroyed is death". Corinthians 15:26

"There is one glory of the sun, and another glory of the moon, and another glory of the stars: for one star differeth from another star in glory". Corinthians 15:41

"It is sown in a natural body; it is raised a spiritual body". 44

King James Bible, 1611

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Student: (hands Buffy leaflet) Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your personal saviour?
Buffy: (takes leaflet) Ah, you know I meant to, and, and then I got really busy.

Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Season Four, The Freshman

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I've always meant to read the Bible but the archaic language and the pages of waffle put me off. Today it seemed kind of fitting to take the time and have a read and a think.

I love the history of the Protestants. Any religion that uses "protest" as it's root has enormous appeal. Anne Boleyn and Katherine Parr were two queens of Henry the Eighth who encouraged Henry to break with the medieval traditions which were political not spiritual and seriously corrupt.

Passions ran high in those days. One guy was burnt at the stake for translating the Bible into English. Henry broke away from the Roman led church in order to marry Anne. Less than three years later he had her beheaded for treason. This ruthless king played a key role in the revolution that was the Reformation.

Reading the Bible could get you imprisoned or executed, right up until the reign of Elizabeth the First. Her heir, James the First of Scotland, had it translated into such a rich poetic work that modern words sound discordant.

I believe in God. I believe in miracles - especially after the births of my nephews. I believe we have souls that exist after our death. Everything else I'm still mulling over.

Christmas Cards Part 3

Saturday, December 24, 2005

Christmas Cards Part 2

Wonderful Christmas Time

A time for shopping and drinking and laughing. But also a time for reflection and "top ten" lists.

My Top Ten Predictions for 2006

1. The really important news stories will continue to show up on blogs not on television or in the paper, like this one here and here and everywhere here.

2. More people will lose their jobs in television news, due to stories like this at CNN and MSNBC. Yet more people will lose their newspaper jobs, just like those at the Washington Post (how many was it this month?), especially those who come up with ideas for interviews like this one. Update: I still hold to this prediction, despite the estimated loss of jobs in the US newspaper industry standing at 2,ooo. No declining newspaper seems to have learned their lesson, based on the end of year analyses I've seen, so expect further falls in circulation and further cuts in staff.

3. Andi will continue to inspire us to support injured soldiers; by blogging, by counter demonstrating and by visiting them in hospital, Christmas day included.

4. The blogoshere will continue to shine, as long as some bloggers are happy to debunk what papers like the Washington Post print.

5. What can I say about the wonderful London Times? They will go from strength to strength. They were the biggest newspaper to write an article about Michael Yon this year and the home of journalist James Bone who cheekily asked Kofi Annan the hard questions about that Mercedes in his efforts to uncover what Kofi has been buying with his Iraqi oil for food bribes.

6. More people are going to get wise to the way the media uses market research polls, because of bloggers like this.

7. The US military will increasingly be seen as a force for good in the world as the blogosphere raises awareness of important security operations like this (including Santa cams).

8. Some under perfoming businesses will have to face their psychological problems sooner rather than later.

9. Norman Geras, winner of 'Best UK Blog' this year, will continue to write a wide spectrum of posts on many unique subjects, but won't be able to get me to care about the sport of cricket.

10. John Griffiths will finally start blogging.

Friday, December 23, 2005

Christmas Cards Part 1


Up on the House Top

"This is the 50th Anniversary that NORAD and its predecessor, the Continental Air Defense Command (CONAD) have tracked Santa."

"The tradition began after a Colorado Springs-based Sears Roebuck & Co. store advertisement for children to call Santa on a special "hotline" included an inadvertently misprinted telephone number. Instead of Santa, the phone number put kids through to the CONAD Commander-in-Chief's operations "hotline." The Director of Operations, Colonel Harry Shoup, received the first "Santa" call on Christmas Eve 1955. Realizing what had happened, Colonel Shoup had his staff check radar data to see if there was any indication of Santa making his way south from the North Pole. Indeed there were signs of Santa and children who called were given an update on Santa's position."

"Thus, the tradition was born, and NORAD has been tracking Santa every year since. In 1997 NORAD's website includes a Santa tracker: www.noradsanta.org." - from Cynzine 23.12.05

I'm giving you a longing look

I'm always a little leery of reading the latest Michael Yon post. His last one, about the Birds of Baghdad, made me cry but I liked the gentleness of the account and felt refreshed afterwards. That has not always been the case. I can say without exaggerating I've cried from a broken heart a couple of times after finishing a story.

This time it's a straight read of the situation in Iraq after this third election and much of the brutality inherent in his other stories is missing and fine for all that. If Iraq and the other countries that have been led by monarchs/dictators can get to this place, another day another election, then the world will become more secure and fair and full of broad sunlit uplands.

Michael's clean prose and reserve is different to other bloggers in the region.

Michael J. Totten writes like a twinkly, cheeky copywriter. Here's a recent post about a pub crawl in Cairo:

"I asked Big Pharaoh what he thought would happen if Egypt held a legitimate free and fair election instead of this bullshit staged by Mubarak.
“The Muslim Brotherhood would win,” he said. “They would beat Mubarak and the liberals.”
I was afraid he was going to say that.
“I’ve had this theory for a while now,” I said. “It looks like some, if not most, Middle East countries are going to have to live under an Islamic state for a while and get it out of their system.”
Big Pharaoh laughed grimly.
“Sorry,” I said. “That’s just how it looks.”
He buried his head on his arms.
“Take Iranians,” I said. “They used to think Islamism was a fantastic idea. Now they hate it. Same goes in Afghanistan. Algerians don’t think too much of Islamism either after 150,000 people were killed in the civil war. I hate to say this, but it looks like Egypt will have to learn this the hard way.”
“You are right,” he said. “You are right. I went to an Egyptian chat room on the Internet and asked 15 people if they fasted during Ramadan. All of them said they fasted during at least most of it. I went to an Iranian chat room and asked the same question. 14 out of 15 said they did not fast for even one single day.”

The commander writing 365 and a Wake Up is a poet at heart, recently describing the tactics employed by soldiers who need to stay alert:

"Security is far and away the most critical element in a defense, but that duty also shares the distinction of being one of the most onerous. The difficulty with pulling guard doesn’t stem from any physical exertion; in fact it’s quite the opposite. When you stand guard behind a fortified position your awareness collapses down into a single lonely arc. As the hours wear on focusing on the same narrow shard of earth starts to weary the eye and numb the brain. Although you won’t read it in any book there are thousands of techniques to wile away the time."

He wrote about a funeral in November and his poetic style takes the moment to a higher plane.

"Today, under the bleached light of the sun, the Nightstalkers gathered to pay our final respects to our fallen brothers. Our soldiers filed in for the better part of an hour, some so fresh off of a mission that their faces were still powdered with dust. They stood there in rows as straight and silent as a well tended field, lending solemn dignity to this inelegant patch of concrete. At our sides stood soldiers from every battalion in the 3rd Infantry Division – proof that the sense of loss that had rippled through our battalion echoed in every unit in the Division."

There are other bloggers writing from the Middle East, although not any Brits which is odd when you think of all the Irish blood sloshing around inside some of them. Andi has a good list of bloggers on the left hand side of her blog. When you have a quiet moment in the midst of the madness that is the Christmas season, have a read and a think.

"Oh come all ye grapefruit, woeful and obnoxious." No wait, those aren't the lyrics...

Thursday, December 22, 2005

True Story

He was trying to do some work. He moved away from his desk. When he got back to it, there was a camel spider on the seat. (spreads hand out to show how big the spider was) He knocked it to the floor and stomped on it. Removing his foot, he watched the camel spider unfold. So he shot it.

Free Online Translation

I've used babelfish for fun. I've discovered this for work.

Working Hard

Next week Neilsen will start offering data that shows whether ads were skipped while watching a U.S. tv show. The sample is really small to begin with but it will grow and it will have statistical validity.

Advertising is changing dramatically. But there's hope - there's always hope!

If people are avoiding advertising messages by Tivoing and cancelling newspaper subscriptions, doesn't that mean the few that get through will make more of an impression?

Plus, intelligent product placement will always have impact. Does anyone who saw the movie 'Sideways' drink Merlot now?

Got a call this morning from the States that reminded me of all the many victims of 'old media'. While staff get fired from the Washington Post and Time magazine and some of the New York papers I don't see enough top management losing their jobs and they are the ones driving the wrong way. Why is a company allowed to run at a loss (Guardian and Daily Mail here in the UK) and the same top editors stay in place? Why do shareholders put up with that?

"Time Warner was busy on Tuesday with the 5% sale of AOL to Google, a deal which carried a $1 billion price tag." Cynzine 22.12.05

Two successful, clever companies, what do they think the future holds?

I love the idea of a tv station devoted to showing a burning log in a fireplace. Even cooler is the idea of a mini fireplace on your ipod:

"The WPIX-NY Yule Log is a Christmas tradition, and this year is no exception. On Christmas morning from 7a-11a, the Tribune owned NY station will once again air the loop of the burning log in the fireplace, a warm little ditty for those without a fireplace. And if that's not enough, they have also made it available for downloading onto your video iPod ( click here) so you can take it with you anywhere you go." Cynzine 22.12.05

I've just taken on an interesting research project. And even if it was bait, as one friend suggests, it was great bait!

Wednesday, December 21, 2005

Statistic of the Day

Bush gave a twenty minute speech that was watched by 37 million television viewers in the States last Sunday. The Neilsen figures are in. CBS did rather well:

"CBS had reason to take comfort in the ratings. The broadcast is up 10 of 13 weeks, with this week coming in more than 610,000 viewers ahead of where it was during the same week last year with Dan Rather."

But this time last year Dan's credibility had taken quite a knock from the blogosphere.

Read the whole Reuters/Hollywood Reporter/YahooNews article here.

Knowing Me Knowing You

Dr. Sanity is the voice of reason in a puzzling world. Here's an article worth memorising, with lots of examples to prove her points:

"Her behavior is entirely consistent with the philosophy that if you feel something is true, it is true.In other words, she is engaging in self-delusion."

I'm a big fan of self-delusion, particularly at this time of year - "and I won't have too much to drink, oh no, this year I've learned the fine art of pacing myself..."

Tuesday, December 20, 2005

Pleasing Planning Punditry

He started it! One of Russell's recommendations is to write in ways that'll get remembered, including using alliteration. To read Professor Davies feedback on the second 'Account Planning School of the Web' assignment, click here.

Name that Psychological Defense

A fun game to play over at Dr. Sanity's blog.

Don't be fooled into thinking "e" is the right answer every time. 8 is so obviously "d".

Monday, December 19, 2005

Ask Yourself Why

"Media Guy" has written an article, "The 10 Most Pathetic Media Meltdowns". Here are three of them, read the whole article here.

"The Slow, Painful Death of Network News"

"It was, in total, an astonishingly eventful year for network news -- and the vast majority of the news about the nation’s TV newscasters was unrelentingly bleak...both CBS’s and NBC’s news divisions seemed to be contemplating their own mortality, even as they got new chiefs tasked with punching up the ratings (hello, thankless jobs!)."

(And WHY was the year bleak for network news, do you think?)

"The Death of Big -- and Little -- Newspapers"

"In newspaperland, this was the year of complete and utter desperation (just ask the 85 victims of the recent downsizing at Tribune Co. papers)."

(Ah, would that be the journalists who have recently been fired from the LA Times news desk?)

"When Knight Ridder contemplated selling itself to placate restless shareholders, everybody wondered, “Who in their right mind would wanna buy a newspaper chain?” And if anyone was hoping for alternative papers to keep up the tradition of a feisty, inky press, the merger of Village Voice Media with the New Times chain extinguished that lingering glimmer."

(Or alternatively, WHO in their right mind would wanna buy feisty, inky fiction and more importantly WHY?)

So here's his example of some "news" that - well hey! - just blew everybody away this year - or would have if they weren't so busy not watching and not buying.

"First, there was that infamous shot of Bush surveying Katrina damage from the comfort and safety of his Air Force One seat -- the year’s worst photo op, which showed a remote, disconnected, powerless president doing ... nothing."

(I truly don't know what photo he's talking about here. The photo I enjoyed was a beautiful photoshop dream. If it's going to be made up, make up something great.)













"Then came his mortifying press-conference embrace of FEMA Director Michael Brown: “You’re doing a helluvajob, Brownie.” In the end, the hurricane not only devastated New Orleans, it wrenched the Bush administration’s creaky smoke-and-mirrors machine -- which would be further damaged by the endless war in Iraq and the hapless Harriet Miers nomination. The endgame? Bush’s spin doctors have been thrust into a seemingly permanent defensive crouch."

(This guy has got to cancel his subscription to the New York Times.)

Then he needs to ask himself WHY.

Vlogging

"From the Internet counter-culture which spawned blogs and podcasts comes the newest thing in new media: vlogging. In short video diaries and homemade reality shows, vloggers are using the power of cheap online technology to invite strangers into their lives."

"Topics range from in-depth discussions on the meaning of the universe to crude and jerky snapshots of everyday life."

Read the whole article here.

To prove how much he understands the zeitgeist, Michael Yon has posted a vlog from one of his zillions of admirers. Click here and follow the easy instructions.

Enjoyable

From Normblog - click on this link here. Then click on Norm's link. Tell me it isn't a jolly good laugh!

Boeing 787

Interesting ad in the Sunday Times with the headline "Boeing, Rolls Royce and the engine of change". I hate the look of the ad and I hate reversed out copy. The only reason I noticed it is I was taking careful note of all the big colour advertisements in the first section yesterday.

What's interesting is Boeing has got airplane development right:

"As of November 30, Boeing had logged almost four times more firm orders for its 787 Dreamliner than has Airbus for its A350. That’s 185 planes to 49 planes."

Read the whole article here.

The Airbus A350 is so huge, few airports can handle it. The 787 Dreamliner is smaller. Add to that the 787's impressive range and it's Rolls Royce engines and it seems Boeing will be fine using rather low key ads.

Sunday, December 18, 2005

Like rain on your wedding day

At Harry's Place, a response to someone writing in Virginia about the British "STWC" provides an excellent example of English irony, read the whole thing here.

Hate drives change

That's me in the corner, notebook in hand, scribbling away on tubes and buses, in queues and sometimes just stopped in the street, searching for pen and paper when a new thought hits. I'm writing lists and more lists as this year has topped them all for drama and excitement. Best year ever and that includes all the awful and heartbreaking things that have made the tears flow.

A few weeks back I attended the Account Planning Group meeting that had some of the award winners presenting their papers. The memory that stands out is a short piece of film shown to illustrate the Honda commercial's message - "hate something, change something".

News footage, very brief, a rope around the statue of Sodhim Horsein, then the statue is pulled forward and topples over. The great thing about raw film footage is it isn't beautifully set up, everything about the film clip was awkward and ungainly. Great choice because it was real.

Stuart Smith is right. Hate drives change.

I've had my awareness raised this year about the scandal that is modern news reporting and lo and behold, by the end of this year we're starting to see the behemoths turn around and start reporting in a new, uncharted way.

For instance, this article in the Sunday Times today:

"DOUBLE-EDGED SWORD Islam online

Unregulated blogging terrifies repressive regimes. In particular, the Iranian blogger Saena claims that "blogs are the one weapon that even the Islamic republic cannot beat". Iran has jailed and whipped bloggers - Omid Sheikhan, who blogs as Shurideh, was sentenced in October to 124 lashes of the whip - yet online dissidence shows no sign of abating. "

(Note: this week John Griffiths reminded me there is some recent research that shows when regimes try to repress bloggers, there is a significant bump, as many more bloggers sign up and start writing.)

"On the other hand, as the hate-peddler Dr Mohammed Al Massari said in the excellent BBC documentary The New Al-Qaeda, the internet is vital for terrorists. Without it, "the process of dissemination and mobilisation will take, instead of one year, 50 years." Extremist sites deploy propaganda, teach internet fraud and glorify suicide."

Read the whole thing here.

The world wide web is a powerful weapon. The bad guys know it. So do we.

Ten Things I Hate:

1.Suicide Bombers - a lower form of life than slimy worms
2.Every human that helps a suicide bomber - oh wait, here's a lower form!
3.Newspaper "news" stories that are biassed - because they always leave out the information I think is the most interesting and important
4.Heroin/cocaine chic
5.TV news - film footage should not trump real news
6.Provincial attitudes - all the casual prejudices go in here like anti Semitism parading as sympathy for the underdog
7.Speaking of Israel, when are people going to pay lip service to the way the Syrians, Jordanians, Egyptians and Lebanese have treated the Palestinians, hello? even smart people don't seem to be aware of consistent, long term abuse by all those nations as well, just saying.
8.Road works and no one doing any work
9.All tackiness including littering and playing crap music loud with the car window down
10.Not getting even.

A Different Perspective

An article by Julie Burchill, well more of an 'opinion piece', read the whole thing here.

"Accusing the Pussycat Dolls of being traitors to the cause, and insisting that if they covered their asses up a non-sexist Eden would miraculously appear, also ignores the fact that the countries where women dress the most “modestly” also have the least human rights; to work, to education, to choose who to have sex with. Most women would opt for a country with porn and equal rights legislation than no porn and stoning to death for adultery and the living death of the burka."

Saturday, December 17, 2005

Royal Albert Hall

Five hundred voices singing the Messiah last night. It's a lovely eighteenth century piece and the harpsicord sound was clear above the choir.

I kept wondering what it would be like to be sitting there in 1871. Half way through the concert my friend leaned over and whispered the same thing in my ear.

(Later note: 1871 was when the hall first opened.)

Friday, December 16, 2005

The Boston Tea Party 16 December 1773

John Adams was driven to take part in the politics of the day, despite the drop in income from his successful law practice. When he told his wife Abigail he had been elected by the Boston Town Meeting as a representative to the Massachusetts legislature, she broke down and cried.

He understood the drawbacks to his addiction and promised himself, in his diary, and out loud to his wife that he would devote himself "wholly to his private business and providing for his family". "Above all things I must avoid politics."

Events took over in the form of the Boston Tea Party. As revenge, the British closed the Port of Boston, so "no prospect of any business my way."

What a moment to cut off Adams' ability to take paid work, leaving him with all that energy, passion and desire at such a crucial point in the history of America.

TGIF

What a week.

Third time lucky, eh? Yes, the Iraqis voted again this week, 80% turnout! That beats the last vote by residents of my block of flats! What an achievement.

Normblog has won best UK blog for 2005. Michael Yon has won best media/journalist blog for 2005. Fabulous.

And the US Democratic party is going down the tubes, too funny!

From Hugh Hewitt's radio programme interview with Mark Steyn yesterday, read the whole transcript here:

"HH: Mark Steyn, your reaction to Congressman Murtha's remarks yesterday? "

"MS: Well, If I was the Republican Party, I'd be praying they keep that guy on TV every minute of the day...the fact of the matter is now, the so-called insurgency, the so-called holdouts against Iraqi democracy, come down to basically these buffoons from the Democratic Party...shame on them, because they have nothing constructive to offer...these buffoons from the Democratic Party, and Zarqawi and his suicide bomber goons. Zarqawi and his idiots, his death cult idiots, are walking the walk. And this ridiculous fellow Murtha is talking the talk."

That would be Zarqawi who's from Jordan, not Iraq, I'm just saying...

Thursday, December 15, 2005

Christmas Bauble

Go here to see a lovely scene. To pump up the volume, drag the ornament towards 'more'.

(Thanks Bill)

On the Road by Shay Healy

"I became the Folk Correspondent for Spotlight magazine, the bible of Irish show business. Now I had a weekly platform from which to air my strident, but fair, opinions." (p23)

Inscription inside: "Keep rattling the cage".

Well Shay, I'll do my best. And I predict you'll be blogging in no time.

Christmas Crazy Frog single

Think of the most annoying thing in the world and times it by a zillion. It really is that good.

Wednesday, December 14, 2005

Rational versus Emotional

Two more days of voting in the Weblog Awards of 2005.

To vote for Michael Yon as 'best media/journalist blog' go here.

To vote for Normblog as best UK blog go here.

Norm has two interesting articles, crushed up against each other to make the flavour more intense.

The first is about what "ordinary" Germans knew from 1941 onwards, with regard to the mass murders taking place in the concentration camps, read the whole thing here.

The second is what we "ordinary" people know about the mass murders taking place in Darfur even as I type, read the whole thing here.

Rationally we know this is happening. Emotionally it hasn't touched us here in Europe. It certainly doesn't bother any African countries' heads of state. And it's happening there on their doorstep. Plus ca change.

Debating with Conservative University Students

Interesting article, read the whole thing here.

"Because of their minority status it is far more difficult for conservative students to entertain the illusion that all smart people think like them. They are exposed to many obviously bright young men and women whose opinions on almost every issue vary radically from their own."

"Being forced to recognize that there are different points of view helps make bright young conservatives such good debaters. They learn early on the limited persuasiveness of shouting at someone with whom they disagree, "You're an idiot." Of necessity they have to develop the ability to cast their arguments in ways that appeal to those starting from very different premises."

Brains are sexy

A 2006 calendar from the University of Illinois, with unusual "pinup" photos:

"...features some of the school's famous and not-so-famous gray matter."

"The calendar uses MRIs to show the brains of a dozen people who work or study at the school's Urbana-Champaign campus."

"The 2006 Big Brains on Campus calendar highlights a different brain function or ability each month."Read the whole thing here.

Tuesday, December 13, 2005

Plug for the Canon Ixus 50

I bought it when I started taking blogging lessons.

My teacher, Jeremy, would come to the flat and just having his calm presence there helped me. He taught me to be patient - press a button and wait calmly while the computer sorts itself out. He would run his finger slowly along lines of print, then go back and do it again. I do this all the time now. I don't think it's "uncool" to be careful and painstaking.

He seemed to delight in all my mysterious equipment, all the different lights and menus, so I stopped being (quite so) scared of them.

The Canon Ixus 50 is tiny and weights nothing. I carry it with me at all times, in a pink leather Ipod holder. I've only got one battery and one tiny black plastic thing that has 256 mb printed on it, don't know what it's called but I know it stores the data.

These click into place as smoothly as a lipstick case.

The screen is huge - 3 cm x 4 cm. The automatic flash works brilliantly. You just plug everything into the back of the computer, a little button on the camera lights up blue and you download everything in a nanosecond.

I've taken some photos that have amazed me. The colour quality is stupendous. I will take zillions of photos to make sure I get one good one. Weird thing though, the best photo is usually first, second or third.

I've also had an enormous amount of fun, hauling my giant plug around and photographing it all over England. Here are some small sized examples of some of the photos I've taken:










Update at 2:00 p.m.

Printers for Digitial Cameras

I live a five minute walk from:
- Snappy Snaps, a "photo specialist" shop
- a large Boots the Chemist with a do-it-yourself digital photo printer

I own the HP 4110 All-in-one printer.
- with HP colour ink and high quality Kodak paper, prints come out beautifully. There is no room in my life for another piece of high tech equipment.

Unless someone's post makes a compelling case for one.

German Lessons

Every once in a while I speak to Germans on business matters. Today it was Sylvia and Zander in Cologne. Hi guys!

Why is their English so good? Why can I only remember "ich habe dich lieb" when the chips are down?

I've got a new one to try out tomorrow, thanks Ilona, hope I wrote it down correctly:

"Wie komme ich am besten zum bahnhof bitte".

The Wrong Side of History

A wonderful list (thanks L) read the whole thing here.

"I know I have the body of a weak and feeble woman, but I have the heart and stomach of a king and of a king of England, too; and think foul scorn that Parma and Spain, or any prince of Europe, should dare to invade the borders of my realm." — Elizabeth I on the approach of the Spanish Armada, 1588

"England expects every man will do his duty." — Admiral Nelson at Trafalgar, 1805

"These are the times that try men's souls. The summer soldier and the sunshine patriot will, in this crisis, shrink from the service of their country. . . . We fight not to enslave, but to set a country free, and to make room upon the earth for honest men to live in." — Thomas Paine, "The American Crisis," 1776-1777

"The dogmas of the quiet past are inadequate to the stormy present. The occasion is piled high with difficulty, and we must rise with the occasion. As our case is new, so we must think anew and act anew. We must disenthrall ourselves, and then we shall save our country. Fellow citizens, we cannot escape history." — Abraham Lincoln, Second Annual Message to Congress, Dec. 1, 1862

"I propose to fight it out on this line if it takes all summer." — U.S. Grant, May 11, 1864

"Remember, George: This is no time to go wobbly." — Margaret Thatcher to George H. W. Bush, 41st president of the United States, shortly before the first Persian Gulf War of 1991

"Inspired by all the courage that has come before, we will meet our moment and we will prevail." — George W. Bush, 43rd president of the United States, Oct. 11, 2001

"The idea that we're going to win this war is an idea that unfortunately is just plain wrong." — Howard Dean, chairman, Democratic National Committee, Dec. 5, 2005 ---- Wow!

Is it paranoia? Is it delusional? It's fun to read Dr. Sanity and see that it could be all these and more.

Why is print media dying?

My opinion? Because 'old media' newspapers aren't trustworthy. They don't offer you facts, just opinions. If we didn't know that before we know it now.

The Iraq War has killed not only the hopes of middle east dictators but the credibility of 'old media'.

I started reading blogs the summer before the US election in 2004. I was driven to it by the appallingly written news stories published in the newspapers I loved and read daily. The breaking of my print newspaper habit has been harder than giving up cigarettes. I occasionally break down and get bitten hard for my weakness.

All I can read without trepidition these days is the Wall Street Journal.

There's an article in this week's Advertising Age "LIKE VINYL RECORD PLANTS, NEWSPAPERS FACE BLEAK FUTURE-A Look at How Journalists Must Change in the Digital Age, by Jonah Bloom, read the whole thing here (you may have to register).

"The obvious answer is that most will live on by converting themselves into digital organizations. “Those newspapers that survive will be those that produce truly original content and learn fastest how to translate it into the all-encompassing, all-singing, all-dancing new medium,” said Gowers."

I've subscribed to a few on-line magazines and probably will subscribe to more, when they start demanding it. They'll be able to show print ads and tv commercials and right now we can't fast forward through them.

The advertising world is flexible enough to figure out how to survive in the digital age. Media planning for 'old media' often doesn't include thorough analysis of trustworthy audience data so the lack of really crunchy audience figures for digital won't be a problem.

John Griffiths said "in a blog you have to be honest about who you are". That's the best way of explaining why blogs are a great news source. The best bloggers write honestly. It's up to you to decide whether their opinions are valuable to you.

Christmas Stalking

I was stalked a few years ago. By the live in porter. Long story. Very boring. The police couldn't have been cooler, but he did have form.

He was spotted coming out of the main front door this past Saturday, at 4 pm. My neighbour sent me a text and I'm grateful.

Don't know what to do with this information though. He was told if he approached me he'd be arrested immediately. Better dig out the police number and all the old paperwork, just to be on the safe side.

Monday, December 12, 2005

Habits, Weird

OK Andi, I can certainly come up with five weird habits.

Some of the habits I would categorise as "weird" have to do with how superstitious I am. There are what? twelve dimensions? That was the last count. We have no idea what's going on in this world and no idea who's hovering around.

1. I have a dreamcatcher over my bed. If I have a bad dream, in the morning I shake it out the window (no screens in England) and blow on the threads too.

2. The night before I fly anywhere, I write a goodbye letter to my family. I put tons of jokes in it, some gallows humour.

3. I always have a highlighter to hand. I have mini highlighters in every handbag, a dozen highlighters around the flat, three different colours beside the bed.

4. There's a shelf in my hallway. On one spot I pile objects that have to do with my day. If I need some help, I put a personal memento of my dad. If I need to have lots of brain power, I put an amethyst crystal. Crystals are supposed to be helpful. I've certainly been very lucky with them.

5. I have to sit on the top deck in the front row of the bus. We still have red double decker buses here and the best seat in the house is the front seat. Looking at London from high up is as good as a movie. If someone has placed their bag beside them what you do is stand beside them and say really really softly "excuse me" which means "I'd like to sit here" and they make room.

I don't know any bloggers well enough to impose on them by tagging them. When you live in England, proper friendship takes years. Over familiarity before a good foundation is established is not the done thing. I hope this is ok.

Sunday, December 11, 2005

Christmas Number One

It's out tomorrow! Crazy Frog Jingle Bells, just saw the ad. Unbelievable.

Thump

I heard THE thump this morning, a bit after six. It woke me right up. I thought it was someone slamming their door but it didn't really have that kind of sound. It wasn't a scary moment and it wasn't followed by sirens or helicopters.

Up on the roof it's easy to see the dark, smoke filled sky to the north and there are high thin black streaks being pushed south east by the wind.

Well done to Sky News, no wittering on about terrorists attacking. I mistrust BBC news for factual, objective information so will not check out what they've got to say.

Here's Sky's advice: "if you're outside, try not to talk, just breathe through your nose". That's going to be tough.

Saturday, December 10, 2005

A Candle for Casey Sheehan



This afternoon I popped in to the Brompton Oratory.

When I got there, a christening was taking place in the chapel I always visit - Saint Patrick's.

I watched the short service, only catching snatches of what was said; "all the godparents should now make the sign of the cross on her head", which made the baby stop crying for a moment, "this is the oil of salvation which is used to save you from the devil", the baby yelled at that. Then everyone trooped over to the font.

I lit two candles, one for Casey Sheehan and one for whoever you think needs it. All the good wishes for that little baby still hovered in the air.

Speaking of the devil, I went to the conference at the Royal Horticultural Halls at lunchtime to see what it was like.

The crowd was low key.
No significant media presence either.

He's pro-war, he's pro-terrorist-violence, he's pro-Iraq-and-Syrian-dictators, and he's ok with having his photo taken.









London is an attractive town. There are some beautiful war memorials here. This one at Hyde Park corner really is worth a look.












There's a wonderful mix of architecture from different centuries. Here's mid Victorian Big Ben and the bell tower of St. Margaret's. There has been a St. Margaret's church here from the end of the 11th century. The present building is a sprightly mid Tudor replacement (1523).






As this year winds down, yet another one where bombs went off in London, the feeling inside her old churches is still and comforting.

Friday, December 09, 2005

Getting Inspired

My own edited highlights from "Robert's Rules of Writing"

The hard part of writing isn't scribbling words on a page. The hard part is scribbling words that mean something.

Writing has to have a purpose.

Writing to a friend will remind you that there are nice folks out there.

You're writing to interest and even entertain the friend. And, secretly, you're looking forward to the reaction your words are going to get.

The voice you write in is the voice your reader hears and, ideally, grows to trust.

Pay attention to what's playing in your head at any time of the day, and don't be so quick to dismiss it.

It's in my own little office that the actual writing gets done. In solitude. In silence. And no living witnesses to the act of creation.

Sometimes you'll feel inspired when you sit down to write - and sometimes you won't. But sit down you must, and write you will. The muse is most effectively summoned by the clicking of your keyboard or the scratching of your pen. She is irresistibly drawn to the aroma of hard work.

Don't be afraid to tell us, with all your powers of description and even a bit of attitude, about an atmosphere, a landscape, about what's going on in a character's mind or in the larger world of your story.

It's the voice you use, as an author, to whisper directly into your reader's ear.

Stop reading. The last thing you want to do is start filling your head with other people's prose. In fact, the better the writer you might be reading, the more danger you're in.

Take a look at your bedside table and tell me what is sitting there.

Chances are, whatever kind of book is sitting on your bedside table is the kind of book you should be writing yourself.

Successful writing is writing done with conviction. It's writing in which the author was truly invested.

If there's one thing you want your readers to do, it's worry.

Your mission is to keep your readers guessing.

The essence of any story is obstacles and - yes, you've heard this a million times - conflict.

Your readers want to see, even savor, the struggle.

Does that mean your story has to end happily? Absolutely not.

If it's nonfiction, ask yourself if you've established all the things you need to, and in the order they had to come.

It's a very good idea to wait - just a little - before submitting it anywhere.

The word "said" is an honorable one.

Your pen can take your audience anywhere you please, but sometimes they'll be perfectly happy to just hang around the house with you.

That, he said as if it were easy, is all you have to do. Create characters your readers care so deeply about that anything that happens to them matters.

Drama is generated when those characters we care about must struggle to get what they want.

A good hero or heroine is flawed. He has some failings, some things in his nature that aren't so admirable or likable. Maybe your character, though essentially good-hearted, was brought up in a benighted home, where brutality was a given; maybe some of that rubbed off.

The great villians...lend weight and power and meaning to the story. Villians are fun to write. To write these bad guys you are going to have to get in touch with your dark side - which for many writers, isn't easy.

The most dangerous thing you can do is worry too much about a silly old thing like the truth.

Your first allegiance is not to the truth but to your audience.

Writing is an act of distillation.

All art is a lie.

Writing long is easy because you're not really doing one of the hardest things about writing - which is editing as you go.

Try thinking, specifically, of your characters, not your plot...focus on the people involved.

Plot is really nothing more than credible characters bumping up against each other.

Always arrive late and leave early.

When the point has been made or the punch line delivered, do not hang around. Anything else you say at this point can only weaken what came before.

If all that's happening in your scene is what's happening in your scene, then it probably isn't earning it's keep.

You want to invest the scene with some subtext, an emotional or thematic burden.

Be a tease. Suspense is a necessary component of any writing.

You have to believe- in yourself, your work, your mission.

The baser instincts should never be underestimated as a spur to higher things.

As long as you're alive, you're accumulating new material all the time. Not to mention perspective, insight, understanding. (You'll note that I don't say you behave any better; I do say that you might have a better notion of why you misbehave- and that's something.

Our best stuff gets even better, and the more we use of it, the more we seem to have.

If it's a think piece for the newspaper, you're promising to deliver a cogent argument, one that opens their minds to new possibilities.

In return for the reader's time and attention, you are offering entertainment. (Are you happy right now?)

Achievement is the one thing that trumps depression, every time.

When a new form beckons to you, when you feel that tingle of excitement, mixed with trepidation, which comes from accepting a challenge, rise to it-don't run away.

Before embarking on any substantial writing project, ask yourself this: Am I in Love? (what, with a blog?)

And you will subscribe, as you must, to the theory of delayed gratification.

When you're really planning to whale away, the first person is your ticket. It's the closest you'll get to your own voice.

That's probably why a lot of antiheroes use it; it's hard for the reader to hate someone who's been whispering so openly and confidingly in his ear.

Many times, all a piece of nonfiction writing needs to jazz it up is a loud, strong intrusion from the writer herself! What were your personal feelings about your subject? What surprised you, bothered you, pleased you...personally?

Writers have to be voyeurs and eavesdroppers.

They have to understand the nuances, the elisions, the confessions and confusions that make life the unpredictable mess it is.

When interviewing people, you have to be as alive to their expressions, their gestures, their general deportment as you are to the words your tape recorder is capturing.

To write well, about anything, you must have curiousity in your nature. To write well about people or characters, you have to be downright shameless.

Another thing writers should be is gossips.

Gossip is the unofficial version of events; it's the private face of public affairs. Gossip fills in all the gaps, explains all the motivations, charts all the currents. It's the common coin of human commerce, and no writer can ever have enough of it.

We learn about people from other people, from talking to them, swapping stories and opinions, jokes and observations.

As writers, we're always trying to decide if we're crazy or not. p. 62

More later...

Thursday, December 08, 2005

No Way

Last week the Guardian had a front page article that reported truthfully on Bush's speech in Annapolis.

Yesterday the Washington Post had a positive article about the election process in Iraq, read the whole thing